i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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