i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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