if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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