I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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