Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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