if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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