Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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