i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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