i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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