Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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