No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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