yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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