She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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