I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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