$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
a search helicopter?!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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