Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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