I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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