I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
