Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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