ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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