I'm really into asian looking animals
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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