: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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