I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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