she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
this will be a night to untag.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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