I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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