Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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