The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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