Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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