Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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