I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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