Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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