i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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