why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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