: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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