i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My life is pants optional.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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