Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!