Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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