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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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