wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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