Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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