dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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