Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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