So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He passed out mid-signature
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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