I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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