a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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