Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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