I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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