Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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