he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
They have beer where we have blood.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize