I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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