We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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