It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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