then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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