Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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