discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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