So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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