What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
