6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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