You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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