Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
