This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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